Highlights From Last Night

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Week 6 Summary

We've had some major developments during week 6!  First off the results of the poll are in and the majority of you wanted us to increase skater stats.  We've added in 3 new categories to do so.  We all get points for shots on goal, hits, and blocked shots.  Each of these new categories is worth 0.1 points per occurrence.  It turns out that adding in these categories has changed past game totals, but as far as I can tell no one's win / loss record has changed.  If you notice a change in your win / loss and we will do our best to remedy this.

Now on to the summary.  Legion of Doom keeps his undefeated title for one more week after beating St. Pappys senseless with the season's highest score yet of 168.4.  Legen...Wait For It...Dary continues her win streak to 4 in a row after narrowly beating Team Burd.  Moulson ICE pulls a win against Team Pastorella finally breaking his losing streak.  Jesus Krejci, My Team Sucks! gets a big win against Keep Calm And Bergeron proving that he can play with the best of the league!  18 Wheeler finally starts to claw his way out of a win-less start to the season by beating Fresh Prince of Briere.  Don't Toews Me Bro took down Mötley Krüg extending his win streak to 4 and keeping his numer 1 title in the West.

This week we have an epic match between our first place, the undefeated Legion of Doom, and second place in the league Don't Toews Me Bro!  This could be the end of the undefeated streak!

Fresh Prince of Briere not looking so "Fresh" after that loss!
I have to start this week's highlights off with the shocking win from 18 Wheeler!  For those of you that don't check the standings, this is his first win of the season!  He's got a monster of a hole to climb out of still, but he just took the first step, and that step landed right on Fresh Prince of Briere's face...HARD!  As with most people that find themselves matched against 18 Wheeler Fresh Prince of Briere must have though this will be an easy win.... practically a bye week, and things started off just like that!  Day 1 Fresh Prince of Briere took a nice lead and put the team on cruise control for the remainder of the week.  18 Wheeler took a clear advantage of this oversight.  He went on to outscore Fresh Prince of Briere every night after day 1!  Some might call this luck, but I know 18 Wheeler and he's one hell of a poker player.  If he knows one thing it's how to lore you in to an un-win-able situation.  No reason to show everyone that you have a winning hand by betting large in the first round... that's no way to play the game!  And Fresh Prince of Briere took the bait.  Next thing Fresh (maybe "Fresh" isn't the right descriptive for you any more) Prince of Briere logged in on Monday morning expecting his record to improve, but instead found a large "L".  I suggest Fresh Prince of Briere change his name to Saad Prince of Hiller after this one!
18 Wheeler had him just where he wanted.


Mötley Krüg's gonna hate
If you ever wanted to see what last minute heroics look like just visit Don't Toews Me Bro!  Heading into Sunday night of last week Don't Toews Me Bro was desperately trying to just keep up with Mötley Krüg.  The score was 77.5 for Mötley Krüg and 60.4 for Don't Toews Me Bro.  It was do or die time and looking at a 17 point spread this seemed hopeless, but all Don't Toews Me Bro could do is fill up the roster slots and pray for the best.  Turns out that praying for a little miracle worked! Mötley Krüg, for the first time the entire week, forgot to put in two starting goalies and two players on Sunday, and with those points sitting on the bench she could have won!  Don't Toews Me Bro lit up the night with 31.1 points winning by a perfect 10 points over Mötley Krüg (who had 12.3 points sitting on her bench).  There's little doubt that Mötley Krüg must hate Don't Toews Me Bro and herself for this slip up!







Finally, we have to highlight St. Pappys 2nd straight loss and Legion of Doom's 6th straight win!  The undefeated Legion of Doom looked to be struggling in the previous week against Mötley Krüg, but when facing St. Pappys he just threw his foot on the gas and never looked back.  There was no single category that St Pappys was able to beat Legion of Doom in.  This wasn't to say that the match-up one sided at all.  Both teams put up the top and second most points for the week, and what looked like a blowout for Legion of Doom was actually small victories day in and day out during the week all stacked up for a league leading 168.4 points in one single week.  The big question is how long can Legion of Doom keep his undefeated streak, and how long will St. Pappys stay in his slump.  Both will come to an end eventually, but the anger that St. Pappys must have felt to put up a monster score only to still be beaten must be indescribable.... but that's why we have pictures!
St. Pappys putting up a monster score of 123 and still losing.

For anyone that hasn't heard Team Pastorella lost Stamkos due to his broken tibia (your shin bone... cringe....) which was suffered last night (11/11) against the Bruins.  Stamkos is out indefinitely which leaves Team Pastorella without the leagues highest goal scorer.  It's safe to say he has a big void and will surely be looking to fill it soon... commence the trade offers! For anyone that wishes to see the injury visit this link (it's not particularly gruesome, but I don't recommend viewing it if you have a weak stomach.) Stamkos injury GIF
Team Pastorella reaction to Stamkos injury

GM's we wrap up week 6 with 1 astonishing record broken... the win-less 18 Wheeler joins us in week 7 a new man.  Now who will take the only astonishing record left, the undefeated Legion of Doom is due for a loss... but who will deliver it?

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