Week 2 Summary

St. Pappys had this amazing pick

After Hertl went between he legs Vanek did from St. Pappys team as well!

How about those hatricks last week?  Sadly there's likely only one of us here who really knows the feeling of getting a hatrick, and that's St. Pappys, who collected his 2nd win!  This guy has 3 hatricks and that's just in 2 weeks of play!  He's certainly living up to his "St." (saint) name because he's made.  some dynamite picks to rack up those stats this early on.  Now comes the scary part.... that's not even where he's blowing away the competition!  He had a mind numbing 23 assists last week as well!  Add in his 14 goals and the fact that he played a total of 36 games last week and he's averaging a little over a point per player per game!  So far his only vulnerability comes in the form of his goalies, and they are the reason his match-up with Team Pastorella was even remotely close.  Team Pastorella had a hot streak with his goalies and it kept him alive all week.  Then Stamkos scored him a hatrick to keep St. Pappys on his heels, but it just wasn't enough to overcome the force that is... St. Pappys!


Fresh Prince of Briere moves to 2-0 proving that you can knock out opponents without dropping and picking up players.  To be fair both teams never dropped or picked up anyone, but they went blow for blow all week long until the final two days when Fresh Prince of Briere had a big comeback scoring 16+ points over Don't Toews Me Bro.

Streit's reaction Saturday morning after seeing the score.

Team Burd took clear advantage of Stepan Into Last Place... wait that's not right... Oshie-t I'm in Last Place... wait... still not it... My Record Smells Like Turr-d-is.... damn still wrong...... ahh here it is... Streit Outta Compton!  For anyone that doesn't get those jokes.... he has Derek Stepan, T.J. Oshie, Kyle Turris, and Mark Streit all on his team.  I can already tell that Streit Outta Compton! will be one of my favorite teams in these write-ups this season!  Anyhow Team Burd patiently dangled a carrot called hope in front of Streit's face all week, and why not... everyone

Streit's likely words to Dubnyk... or me... or Team Burd

needs that glimmer of hope to get through the work week... but come Friday night Team Burd took that

Streit after drafting Dubnyk

carrot of hope away and replaced it with Turr-d-is.  He blew Streit out of the water by 33+ points with ease in one night!  Again, Streit Outta Compton was left with nothing but questions... why?....how?... what the F*CK?  Well Streit.... I have the answer to all these questions for you.... Why -- because you drafted Devan Dubnyk!  How -- his stunningly aw-inspiring stats of .829 SV% and 5.43 GAA!  What the F*CK -- well I can't say I didn't tell you so... you should have read my draft recap!  But then again, in every league there has to be that one person that loses... but don't worry we're all routing for you, just not to win...



Mötley Krüg was miraculusly lifted past 18 Wheeler on the final day of their match-up largely in part to a goal and assist from Shane Doan that night, but the true magic happened on Friday night when she made a huge comeback to erase a big deficit!  This kept her in the running for the lead in the East while ensuring 18 Wheeler continues to struggle at the bottom of the barrel.


Keep Calm And Bergeron flips the tables on Legen...Wait For It...Dary on Friday night and erased what small lead Legen had over him.  He continuously put distance between them every night after that despite playing 7 less games than her.  With this win he keeps his name in the running for the lead of the East and looks to break the three-way tie by at lest 1 next week against Legion of Doom.


Legion of Doom won a tight match against Moulson ICE on Saturday night.  Up until then they traded the lead a few times until Legion's offense kicked in 41+ points on Saturday night, lead by some great goal-tending! However, Legion of Doom had to play 16 more games than Moulson to achieve this.  

Good luck racing towards the top of your divisions GM's!

LM (2)